Monday, May 23, 2011

Review: Macho Man Most insane promo EVER

THE INTERNET / HEAVEN, May 23 - In life, "Macho Man" Randy Savage never made a dent in my consciousness. But I am going to have a hard time forgetting him after seeing the video below. Never has there been a clearer distillation of the Id, Ego, and Superego than in this two-minute WWF promo from an alternate universe eighties / nineties:


Seriously, if I were a psychologist, I'd start every session with a new client by making them watch this. Things happen here that won't even be named until the DSM-VIII. WTF squared.

Monday, May 16, 2011

New: The Offensive Review

THE INTERNET, May 16 - My 3,322 word exposé on Horseshit magazine is now online at Vice.

If you're someone who asked me, over the course of March, what I was working on, I probably answered, "a bunch of horse shit." As usual, I was being deadly serious.

Monday, May 9, 2011

New: Munchies thing

THE INTERNET, May 9 - Brooks Headley's episode of "Munchies" is now online. For those of you unfamiliar with Brooks, he was the subject of my 7,320 word profile, "The Dessert Psycho", as well as an implausible string of NY Times accolades, including one from Thursday.

I got the kitchen pretty much cleaned this afternoon and bought some new tube socks, so I'm not sweating it either. Don't worry about me.