New: The Band You Don't Understand

EXCELLENCE IN JOURNALISM, MARCH 17 - My review of the new Dillinger Escape Plan CD is now online at the Chicago Reader. Although I enjoyed working with CR Associate Editor Philip Montoro on this piece, I should make clear that I only approved - not wrote - the subheader. I wouldn't want anyone bringing their injured animals to my house. FYI.

New: Modern Day Fashion Bum Outs

EXCELLENCE IN JOURNALISM DEPT., MARCH 15 - My new fashion essay is now online at Vice Magazine.

New: Art Print Available

THE INTERNET, MARCH 10 - My new art print, "Beaver Becomes A Man", is now available for sale on Buy Olympia, just in time for Xmas '10.

Misc: Golden Globes cameo (2005)

FROM THE ARCHIVES, MARCH 2 - I'm a little late on this, but did anyone catch my brief cameo at the 62nd annual Golden Globes Awards? Why can't I remember being there?