Monday, December 28, 2009

Quotes of 2009

"John Wilkes Booth was a stone cold fox."
- My wife


"What is that on the ground over there? Is that... a pile of hair?"
- Me


"I can't wait to schlop a beer down my hole."
- Neil Burke

Me: What kind of a madman would...
Joe Preston: Mad Lib? [laughs] Fruitfully.