Monday, February 18, 2008

Stats On 28 Days Of Severe Illness

Turner Classic Movies Films Watched In A Feverish Stupor From The Couch; 17

Appearances Of Myself In Audiences Of Pre-Taped Game Shows Watched In A Feverish Stupor From The Couch; 1

Dollars Spent On Antibiotics; 115

Political Doodles Doodled And Then Promptly Rendered Irrelevant; 1X-Rays For Pneumonia; 2

Concerned Letters Asking Me Why I Haven't Updated My Blog And Expressing A Near Hysterical Concern For My Well-Being; 0